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Hi my name is Carl. I am a fisherman looking for a trout or any type of fish to date. I like long walks on the rocks and I like hard waves. Also I have a 6.3 inch panious.
We are your local Egyptian Mummy busters, Ra'an and Ruma. Go get your fucking tickets now for a show on the 21st and the 22nd
It's a Friday
It's us Mr. HASEGAWA
No, I am thy father
I am in my true form
First courtyard we looked at in Rome and it feels like we never left China.
After a 2 hour flight from Tianjin to Shanghai and 12 hours flight in a cramp, trashy plane. I AM IN ROME, time to get robbed.
You can't end UN day without 2 fucking weirdos standing behind you making ass faces.
5 guys coming back from a trip but needs to go to the toilet. "MOVE YOU FUCKHEADS I NEED PISS!!" Finally gets to the urinal. The satisfaction of finally getting to piss after holding it for 2 hours. "AHHH YEA THAT'S GOOD!! And to anyone who haven't felt that feeling, imagine Niagara Falls. The guy all the way at the back is feeling a tsunami.
Happy birthday Bernice🎂🎂🎉🎉
YESSSSS Disney is being smart and not fucking stupid. #clonewarssaved
Durians, the fruit that only grows in my home country and the smell is killing me!
My mom wanted to do ironing but brought out a hair dryer. Holiday Symptom: stupidity.
My man, third wheeling
After finishing all of our exams
Hope you like @miiike486 interpretation of you thanos
Mike can't understand how
That one guy who ruins your dreams